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11-02-2009, 6:20 PM
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NoDoubtGirl24


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Re: OFFICIAL Helena Bonham Carter thread <3
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Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | ^ bahahaha thats for sure! *kisses screen* lmao jk ![Wink [;)]](/emoticons/emotion-5.gif) |
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hahahah! no your not! lol |
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*thinks to self* 'omg. can she see me?! can she see i really kissed the computer?! omgggg' :paces room: hahaha. i didnt kiss the screen but for you chrysta i will ;D lmao. wait.................................. BAHAHAH. I JUST REALLY DID IT. HAHAHAHAHAH. :'D ahhhh. chrystaaaa. if only you had seen that. hahahahaha |
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HAHAHAHAH! Yes i did see you! and thats wicked hilarious! i can picture you on the other side of your computer screen! |
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OMFG. YOU CAN SEEZ ME?! *gasps* hahahah yes for you i really did it. haha. i know, because its totally something i would do...... and i have done it before :X LMAO i was gonna lick it but i was afraid my computer would shock me ;D hahahaha. jk. ;) |
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Yeah i really can! Hi Sammie! lol and yes of course i can picture you kissing and licking the screen! hahah! i would be afraid it would shock me to! |
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OHMIGAWD :freaks out and waves at you: HAI CHRYSTAAAA :o hahah. i know, because i totally did it and will totally do it again. lmao. omg. i was like 'i would lick it, but i dont want to shock myself.... kiss it is!' lmao :D |
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hahaha! waves back to you!!!!! :) Hope you and the Helena thread have a good night! |
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haha we will! HELENA WANTS TO GIVE YOU A KISS GOODNIGHT. DONT DENY HER LOVEEE. GIVE HER A KISS! NOEEEE. lmao. ;D hahahahaha
 credit: randy | Oxfam Outtakes <3 | ♥OFFICIAL Helena Bonham Carter thread♥
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11-02-2009, 6:22 PM
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Sublime rockin' No Doubt stylie


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NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | Sublime rockin No Doubt stylie wrote: | NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | ^ bahahaha thats for sure! *kisses screen* lmao jk ![Wink [;)]](/emoticons/emotion-5.gif) |
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hahahah! no your not! lol |
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*thinks to self* 'omg. can she see me?! can she see i really kissed the computer?! omgggg' :paces room: hahaha. i didnt kiss the screen but for you chrysta i will ;D lmao. wait.................................. BAHAHAH. I JUST REALLY DID IT. HAHAHAHAHAH. :'D ahhhh. chrystaaaa. if only you had seen that. hahahahaha |
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HAHAHAHAH! Yes i did see you! and thats wicked hilarious! i can picture you on the other side of your computer screen! |
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OMFG. YOU CAN SEEZ ME?! *gasps* hahahah yes for you i really did it. haha. i know, because its totally something i would do...... and i have done it before :X LMAO i was gonna lick it but i was afraid my computer would shock me ;D hahahaha. jk. ;) |
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Yeah i really can! Hi Sammie! lol and yes of course i can picture you kissing and licking the screen! hahah! i would be afraid it would shock me to! |
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OHMIGAWD :freaks out and waves at you: HAI CHRYSTAAAA :o hahah. i know, because i totally did it and will totally do it again. lmao. omg. i was like 'i would lick it, but i dont want to shock myself.... kiss it is!' lmao :D |
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hahaha! waves back to you!!!!! :) Hope you and the Helena thread have a good night! |
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haha we will! HELENA WANTS TO GIVE YOU A KISS GOODNIGHT. DONT DENY HER LOVEEE. GIVE HER A KISS! NOEEEE. lmao. ;D hahahahaha |
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lol, how could i deny that! MUUUUUAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Goodnight ladies! ILU both! <3333
 Thanks for the new Sig and Av Sammie!!! XD
Go with the way you know, And in time it will show, In one direction you’ll blow!
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11-02-2009, 6:27 PM
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NoDoubtGirl24


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11-02-2009, 6:59 PM
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Sublime rockin' No Doubt stylie


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NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | lmao gurrrrl you betta have really given her a kiss! ;D lmao. we love you too! :D <3 haha |
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Oh Trust me i did!
 Thanks for the new Sig and Av Sammie!!! XD
Go with the way you know, And in time it will show, In one direction you’ll blow!
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11-03-2009, 12:26 PM
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NoDoubtGirl24


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11-03-2009, 12:47 PM
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NoDoubtGirl24


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NoDoubtGirl24 wrote: | so here are all those ammmmazing pics i said i was gunna post! ahahahahahahahahhahah. omfggg. amaaaaazinngggg :’D *tears up*
omg. helena makes life worth living. Hahahaahahahahaah. she is so cuuuute. lolllll |
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bahahahhaha. im still laughing so friggen hard at these pics :D hahahahaha
 credit: randy | Oxfam Outtakes <3 | ♥OFFICIAL Helena Bonham Carter thread♥
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11-03-2009, 5:42 PM
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11-03-2009, 6:18 PM
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I wrote a pie song to the tune of Emilie Autumns "the art of suiside"
the art of making pie, sealing filling with crinkled crimped pastry ring. The contents steep inside juices and fruit and spices kept under the crust.
Under the arches pushed up be the steam escaping though slits cut across the crusting Rise Rises in whiffs That carry the smell of the concealed contents Rise to the brain That singles the spill of the salivary gland Rise while we're drolling Just for a taste of that hot pie filling I want the pie I want the pie
The art of cooling pie, piping and crisp set onto the window seal lips Delicious, It's gone she cried pie snatched away by thieves that were passing that way
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Pie is not like making cupcakes with a simple batter that's poured into a hole no, the dough must be rolled cut and pressed for the fillings it holds
Pie is not like making cupcakes with a simple batter that's poured into a hole no, the dough must be rolled cut and pressed for the fillings it holds
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the bruises on the cherries melt into the pie the worms within the apples melt into the pie the sour of the lemons melt into the pie
a billboard" NO WAR
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11-04-2009, 1:51 PM
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lamb83 wrote: | |
haha. oh my god. i saw playboy.com and i was like WTF ARE YOU SENDING ME?!?!! lmao. i was scared to click on it ;D hahah. though i DEF would have looked anyways :X LMAO OMG. SHEISSOAMAZING. | HELENA: I hope it's not because I just sleep with the guy so he gives me a part. [laughs] Actually, it's quite the opposite - because I sleep with him, he asked me to audition. Obviously, it doesn't work for me. |
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UGO: Did the eyeball freak you out at all?
HELENA: I wish my eye popped out. [laughs] I wear contact lenses actually, so as long as it pops out with the lenses. [laughs]
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UGO: How do you feel about little girls dressing like Corpse Bride for Halloween?
HELENA: That would be great. I would love to get a Corpse Bride costume and I would love a maggot. [laughs]
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omggggg. shes so cuuute. she does craftsssss. omg helena. ily so much! lol UGO: Now that you have a child, have you ever considered doing other things besides acting?
HELENA: Yes. I make things. My secret hobby is crafting. I make presents for people. I love scrapbooking. I love making things for Billy but he doesn't seem interested in them, though I'll still keep making them.
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PLAYBOY: Which side has the better Christmas tree?
CARTER: We do just one. He decorates it with dead babies and slime balls and things. It's his alternative Christmas. It looks lovely and glittery from afar, and then as you get closer you realize it's rather gory. But he loves Christmas. We do Halloween and Christmas really well. Easter, not so much.
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PLAYBOY: Depp is notorious for pulling pranks on set. Has he ever gotten you?
CARTER: No. He was pretty good to me because he knew I'd be in real trouble if I laughed. And I tend to laugh anyway. He was very well behaved, very focused, very professional. We had the usual poo-poo jokes and everything. I was also pregnant halfway through, so my brain went with the pregnancy. I couldn't remember a thing. I could remember my lines fine, but I was so uncoordinated physically. And anything Tim told me to do I'd kind of forget instantly, which I'm sure was deeply psychological. So Johnny was always helpful off camera, pointing in the direction I had to look or reminding me of anything I'd forgotten to do. Johnny knew he had to save me.
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PLAYBOY: Were you a quirky kid? CARTER: My friend reminded me of something when I was auditioning for the part in Sweeney Todd. She said, "Of course you're going to get the part," and I said, "Yeah, everyone thinks that because I'm sleeping with the director." She said, "No, because you wanted to be Mrs. Lovett when you were 11--you even made us call you Mrs. Lovett." It's true! I'd completely forgotten about it. I didn't forget that I so loved Sweeney Todd I learned it by heart, but I didn't remember having the nickname Mrs. Lovett. I do remember going around with Mrs. Lovett hairdos. So I guess that is kind of similar to Tim. Most 11-year-old girls don't want to be Mrs. Lovett. They would rather be on Charlie's Angels or in Beauty and the Beast. |
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PLAYBOY: You play drug addict Marla Singer in Fight Club. When you were making it, did you realize what an impact the film would have?
CARTER: I thought it was a provocative script, but I wasn't entirely sure. My mother put the script out the door and said it was a pollutant. [laughs] Then when she saw it she said it was a genius film that was going to last for ages. She was right. The film was very much misunderstood because it's essentially a black comedy. There's so much satire in it. They thought it was just about senselessly beating people up, but it was deeply intelligent and observant and socially responsible. So we got a bad reception, but my mom was right when she said not to worry, that the film would last a long time. |
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this dudes an assswipe! (the director) PLAYBOY: You've played several drug addicts. Did you ever go through a drug phase?
CARTER: People seem to see me as that type, but I never did drugs. One director suggested I take them just to see what it was like. Just how clever was he? I'm not going to tell you who it was. I said no, thank you. I think I can use my imagination. The closest I ever came to drugs was postbaby, when they give you painkillers. Then I thought, Oh, I get it! It was so nice. |
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i looooove when she talks about her boooobiesss! ;D lmao PLAYBOY: Your version of Bellatrix Lestrange in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is pretty busty in the corset. Is that all you? You are pregnant as we speak, and that can confuse the issue.
CARTER: I don't really have those. I felt I had to make an impression somehow. I'm on the screen for so little time, I needed to establish Bellatrix. I thought, Okay, I've got a little time. I have to be bold with my choices here. I'll go with teeth and breasts, I thought, then I'll stand out. And I did! Now a year later I have to do the next one. If my breasts stay as they are--because they suddenly popped out for this pregnancy--then I won't need to use any chicken fillets. [laughs] Anyone who watches Sweeney Todd and pays attention to my breast size will see there's no continuity: The first half of filming I wasn't pregnant and the second half I was, and because we didn't shoot it in order I start off with huge breasts, and then I walk upstairs and suddenly I've got tangerines again. It's melons to tangerines.
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hahahhaha at this one: PLAYBOY: If you and Burton ever split up, who keeps Johnny Depp?
CARTER: Oh, Tim can have him! [laughs] They get the same poo jokes. Nothing will separate them. |
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OHMIGOD to this one! i woulda dated her like THAT *snaps fingers* | PLAYBOY: Did you have a lot of boyfriends during this awkward phase?
CARTER: No. I didn't have many boyfriends. I was a very late developer. I was practically a nun. I lived with my parents until I was 30. I did see some men in my 20s. A few. [laughs] They found it tough that they had to see me at the parents' consistently.
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| PLAYBOY: We saw footage of an old Japanese beer commercial. Is that really you?
CARTER: [Laughs] It's hilarious. I don't remember much. I think I end up in a haystack with Julian Sands. I'm wearing strange clothes. I was so young. I think that was in my monobrow phase when I still had just one eyebrow. For the first 10 years of this career I was really confused. I had no idea what the hell I was doing. It took a long time to grow up.
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OHMYFUCKKINGWORD. MY MIND HAS BEEN POLUTED. OHMYGOD. I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I CAN POST THIS WITHOUT DYYYING. i cant even read it. omgggggg. im looooosing it. bahhahaha. okay *shudders* :S TMI TMI TMI. alright... :posts: (its talking about fight club btw) PLAYBOY: How many takes did you do of the orgasm scene in that film?
CARTER: Millions. It came pretty easily. Most of the time I was off camera, so I would literally be on set going, "Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh." It was like, just press the button. The scene is actually digitized, so Brad Pitt and I spent a whole day with no clothes on and strange white dots on our bodies. It was weird. We laughed through the whole day. The director would say, "Annnnd orgasm!" It's quite amazing to orgasm on command. |
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PLAYBOY: Some movie fans have put your orgasm up against Meg Ryan's in When Harry Met Sally. How do you rank them?
CARTER: Oh, that's really flattering! Well, thank you. I have to write that down. I wish I had a certificate that said that for my wall.
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *dies a little inside* too much informatiiiion. but OMG. but omfg. that is soooooooooooo hot. omg rosie. im dying right now. OH MY LAWRD.
 credit: randy | Oxfam Outtakes <3 | ♥OFFICIAL Helena Bonham Carter thread♥
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11-04-2009, 1:54 PM
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Matt Holck wrote: | I wrote a pie song to the tune of Emilie Autumns "the art of suiside"
the art of making pie, sealing filling with crinkled crimped pastry ring. The contents steep inside juices and fruit and spices kept under the crust.
Under the arches pushed up be the steam escaping though slits cut across the crusting Rise Rises in whiffs That carry the smell of the concealed contents Rise to the brain That singles the spill of the salivary gland Rise while we're drolling Just for a taste of that hot pie filling I want the pie I want the pie
The art of cooling pie, piping and crisp set onto the window seal lips Delicious, It's gone she cried pie snatched away by thieves that were passing that way
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Pie is not like making cupcakes with a simple batter that's poured into a hole no, the dough must be rolled cut and pressed for the fillings it holds
Pie is not like making cupcakes with a simple batter that's poured into a hole no, the dough must be rolled cut and pressed for the fillings it holds
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the bruises on the cherries melt into the pie the worms within the apples melt into the pie the sour of the lemons melt into the pie
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oh my god. haha. thats awesome! i wish she would make me a pie *sniffles*
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11-04-2009, 2:06 PM
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Oh,I'm sorry Sammie,lol;I didn't even read the article,I just did a Google search of interviews with her cause I know you like her.
 Thanks,Sammie,for the sig :)
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11-04-2009, 2:10 PM
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lamb83 wrote: | | Oh,I'm sorry Sammie,lol;I didn't even read the article,I just did a Google search of interviews with her cause I know you like her. |
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awh. lmao. hahaha *is really laughing* rosie dont feel bad! :) it was actually quite funny to read. i was like ZOMG.TMI. lol. and i dont like this woman. I LOVE HER. lmao. but dont feel bad hun! ily rosie :D
 credit: randy | Oxfam Outtakes <3 | ♥OFFICIAL Helena Bonham Carter thread♥
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11-04-2009, 2:57 PM
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11-04-2009, 3:02 PM
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11-04-2009, 3:05 PM
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